Started from the bottom, now the whole team fucking here.

(Source: feynificent, via irnbilbie)

@19 hours ago with 9481 notes

nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

(via pricklylegs)

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TOUGH MUDDER JUST RELEASED THEIR ARIZONA 2015 DATES AND I AM SO FUCKING PUMPED

@21 hours ago

lindsaylohoean:

If I come off as thirsty to you, it’s because I literally am the thirstiest person ever. I have this condition where I can never take in enough fluids so I’m constantly dehydrated and I have to drink every 15 minutes. What, you thought I was talking about something else?? SHOCKED. I AM SHOCKED. OFFENDED.

(via fake-mermaid)

@1 day ago with 53145 notes

People need to learn how to be by themselves

ak47love:

Jumping from relationship to relationship won’t fill that void.

Be by yourself, love yourself, learn more about yourself.

(via hefuckin)

@1 day ago with 1662 notes

By some grace of God, I managed to not send out any embarrassing snapchats last night.

@2 days ago with 2 notes

lukehemmingssmut:

this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him

(via thefuuuucomics)

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"Make it happen. Shock everyone."

@20 hours ago with 313610 notes
zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

(via aurorinthetardis)

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materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

(via jessehimself)

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